Guacamole Kale Salad

87% of people in the world think kale is the most disgusting food there ever was.

(Note: This study is not accurate. I made it up.)

The average person doesn’t consume kale even on a weekly basis…or so I’m assuming. And quite honestly, I didn’t even know kale existed until I started getting into healthy eating. And when I first learned about kale I thought it was that fake looking lettuce they put on your plate when you ordered stake at a restaurant. Is that kale? I’ll never know…

Luckily for you (and me), I was devoted to finding a kale recipe that people could stomach without realizing they were eating…kale.ย (I’m an excellent writer and convincer aren’t I?) Everybody loves guacamole. And for those that don’t, you probably should see a therapist. Make that guacamole chunky and full of flavor, and you can find yourself singing, “Ay Ay Ay!” Turn that guacamole into a dressing to disguise an unappealing lettuce and well…

That my friends is how you should consume kale.

And if not…you should probably hang out with that person who hates guacamole. You guys would be perfect together.

Printable Recipe Here:ย Guacamole Kale Salad

I’m pretty sure after eating this salad, those 87% will change to 10%. (The 10%-ers are the people who hate everything that taste delicious.)


Have a great rest of your week! Be back soon!! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  1. Looks great, Kale is my favorite green veggie.

  2. I personally think that looks amazing… but I am part of the -2% of the population who thinks kale is the most amazing thing ever! Love your blog, BTW! You always give me a little chuckle ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. Mmm I would have kale like this any day! Everything’s better with guac, though, right??

  4. Christine says:

    I love Kale in soups, and even added some to my scrambled eggs.


  1. […] Guacamole Kale Salad 1 head kale, all stems removed 1 avocado 1 small tomato finely diced (optional) Juice of 1 lime or lemon Salt & Pepper 1. In a bowl add avocado and lime or lemon juice, and salt/pepper. Mash together to form guacamole. 2. Place kale in a salad bowl and top with guacamole. Fold guacamole into kale. Massage all ingredients together. Stir in tomatoes. […]

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